have you ever tried singing all the pretty girls in a german accent it’s really fun not that i would know of course
"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
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when divergent goes mainstream and there aren’t any good urls left Im going to be like a magic url fairy with my hoarded urls and give them away to the deserving people. and then everyone will love me.
(via fortheloveoffour)
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
(via toloveandbelovedbyme)
Who’d have known your stomach could double as a camera?
Two UK students, Josh Lake and Luke Evans, ate 35mm film and were able to process photos after the film, erm, came out!
(via kenziness)
One of Rory Williams most shining moments.
I feel like this gif is an accurate summation of Rory.
I love the little flick his jacket does as it gets caught inbetween the door and the cupboard.
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i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option
(Source: tupacabra, via teacupbeagle)
"Saying “I’m sorry” and saying “I apologize” are the same thing … unless you’re at a funeral."
— Dimitri Martin (via italiancasual)
(Source: reddit.com, via toloveandbelovedbyme)
can we talk about how cute the slorg one of the neopet petpets were
when you follow someone thinking it’s a girl but it’s actually a hot internet boy
(via teacupbeagle)
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
(via neopiacentral)
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